February 2012
me: i'm finally happy
life: lol no just wait
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person: hey are you busy or can i call-
me: that a comeback?
person: ...no uh i think i left my bag under-
me: dog?
person: what? when you find it just take-
me: your breath away?
person: shut up. there's-
me: no such thing as accidental infidelity?
person: can you just save-
me: it for the bedroom?
person: when i see you, i'm going to slap you so hard-
me: to swallow?
person: shut the fuck up this-
me: is the first thing?
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